1. shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

    lithefider:

    glorious-godofchaos:

    reyairia:

    pirateking92:

    “That’s your otp”?

    “They’re just friends”

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    “That’s your otp”?

    “But they hate each other.”

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    “That’s your otp?” 

    “But they’re not gay.”

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    "That’s your otp?"

    "But they are like 2 feet apart in height."

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    "That’s your otp?"

    "But one of them is dead."

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    (via shinedurinsline)

     
  2. bi-privilege:

    schrodinger’s sexuality

    (via molotovriot)

     

  3. dosageofdisney:

    mistclub:

    i just realised…

    it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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    (via shinedurinsline)

     

  4. orestesblasting-pyladesfunk:

    montparnasse gives eponine a box of chocolates laced with love potion

    smelling a rat, she puts the same chocolates in a different box and gives the straight back to montparnasse, which pleases him greatly, and he eats them while he revels in his genius

    as he goes to put the box in the bin he passes the mirror and can’t tear his eyes away and sits obsessively mooning over himself all evening 

    no one helps him because they don’t think it’s that strange 

    (via revbutciv)

     

  5. mustangscullaaay:

    so their kid of course is like a terror and a half once they hit full mobile stage. like just getting into EVERYTHING and wreaking havoc and attempting shape changes to disastrous result and like eating magical herbs accidentally and no one can keep them under control, not…

     
  6. a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

    i just went from aw to wtf

    (Source: rachelthefish, via shinedurinsline)

     

  7. temporalpairofsocks:

    suburbanstresszits:

    A romantic comedy where a girl meets a guy and really likes him, then later on meets a girl she also likes and she is tearing herself up trying to choose between the two, only to find out in the end that they were the same, genderfluid, person

    I WOULD WATCH THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF THAT

    (Source: hailqueenelsa, via thegivendoesnotsatisfy)

     

  8. "My darling, you are allowed to fail without being a failure. You are allowed to make mistakes without becoming one. More opportunities will present themselves, you will find hope again."
     

  9. gooqueen:

    every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

    (via punkwarren)

     

  10. emblazonet asked: Oh, oh, has anyone recommended the Privilege of the Sword by Ellen Kushner yet? Bisexual teen protagonist is forced into learning how to fight with a sword by her ill-reputed uncle. Really funny, with important female friendships. There are two other books set in the same world, Swordspoint and the Fall of the Kings, which have largely gay male casts, and are also very good.

    fytortall:

    Amanda seconds this recommendation!